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Racing Commentary
with
LEW BOYD

Email Lew at lewboyd@coastal181.com

4/11/19

BOOK EXCERPT

The following is from CAGES ARE FOR MONKEYS: Unleashed with Kevin Olson, Racing’s Zaniest Hall of Famer, a book we put out with Kevin in 2016.  It was definitely been the most raucous literary project we have ever done.

The excerpt, from Chapter 7: Kiwi Championships, Kiwi Capers, describes early 1980s adventures while Sleepy Tripp and KO were traveling Australia, invited to compete in Midget events during our winter months. Action was pretty spectacular on the track, such as at the Trevor Morris Championship feature in the South Island. Above is KO climbing out in Victory Lane. He commented “Another competitor came over to see if my right rear could be legal. I kinda walked away with that race."

But things also turned a bit intense off the track. In Kevin’s words:

We would constantly be invited to homes for dinners and barbeques. I remember the first night quite well. One of Sleepy's longtime mates, Brent "Hurricane" Holden, came around. He is a former Midget driver who has been the tee shirt guru for Western Springs for the last four decades. He and I became great friends, and he does all of my shirts for the Chili Bowl each year. He hauled Buster and me off to a party in the basement of someone called Ax. Also included were a couple of my hard-working pit crew, locals named Neil McCook and Grant Walker. (I immediately named Grant "Danny Kaye" as he resembled a young Danny when I first met him.)

John Godfrey, who later came to the United States and built the Stealth Midgets, helped me out on the car and he came along too. Sleepy stayed home to hang with the Australian team. After inhaling a few of Ax's special mixed drinks, I was getting up in the power band pretty far, and Ax was really enjoying listening to us. But there was a girl who took offense at some of our off-color stories and said she hated the Yank race team. I decided I would try to improve international good will by being a little more personal. I started parading around in my boxer shorts that had USAC Midget Champion stitched across the front. It didn't work out so well. Things got a little worse.

Ax was a tropical fish nut. Among his tanks was a great big one about eight feet long, full of these big Jack Dempsey fish. He had an old telephone that he cranked to put out electricity and he showed us how to shock the water to feed the fish. As he was electrifying the water, I climbed onto a chair and was showing him how we shocked the fish in the US by dangling my private parts into the water. While I was demonstrating the technique, Buster came up behind me with the telephone and put the wires on me. He cranked it up. Caught completely by surprise with the shock, I fell off the chair, grabbed the side of the tank, and down on the floor I went. Unfortunately, the side of the tank went along for the ride. It was like the movie The Poseidon Adventure. A hundred gallons of water washed me, Buster, and Ax down on the floor accompanied by all the Jack Dempsey fish. The fish were flopping all over the rug, while people scattered to keep from getting soaked. Ax started picking up all the fish and putting them in other tanks.

So far he was cool. He told us that everything was all right and to have another drink. I did, even though when the tank broke I cut my hand and I was wiping it on my forehead. I looked like I had just flipped out of the high banks of Winchester.

As we were finally getting ready to leave, Ax showed us a parakeet in a cage upstairs. I told him I was going to show him how Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off of a bird on stage once. I picked the bird up and acted like I was really going to do it. Ax was petrified after my previous performance and begged me not to, but when I put it up to my mouth, the parakeet pecked me in the tongue. Stunned, I let go of it and it flew away out the door, never to be seen again.

I suggested to Brent and Buster we'd better hit the road as I might have possibly have worn out my Down Under welcome on night number one. All I could think as we slid away was that I hoped Sleepy was right about how Tattersall and other Americans had raised hell. Otherwise, I might be deported back to another planet before the Series was over.

When we got back to the motel I forgot I had the blood all over my face and was still in my boxers. I had never met the Australian team, so I decided to go to their room where Sleepy was talking with them. Erin took me over and we burst in unannounced. They thought it was an attack of a serial killer and were prepping to break my neck, when Sleepy pointed out, "He's the other member of the American team!"
...
Before my stay was over, I think I may have over-revved the partying a little bit. Stories of the havoc I caused off the track made George Tervit a little upset. He didn't bring me back the next year. He said I wasn't a good traveler.

CAGES ARE FOR MONKEYS
- Unleashed with Kevin Olson, Racing’s Zaniest Hall of Famer

by Kevin Olson with Lew Boyd

Foreword by Tony Stewart

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.: Previous Tearoffs :.

INDEX BY SUBJECT
OF ALL PREVIOUS TEAROFFS
SINCE THE FIRST ON 7/15/07

2/25/19 - York State Stock Car Association Hall of Fame - Gary Iulg


1/7/19 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE - Fred Brown

11/17/18 - NEAR Hall of Fame - Ken Tremont

10/10/18 - Goober Scheidel - Book Excerpt

9/17/18 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Randy Williamson

7/2/18 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Brett Bodine

4/27/18 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Lynn "Preacher" Phillips

3/29/18 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Ken Clapp

2/28/18 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Wanda Knepper

12/26/17 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Frank Cozze

10/12/17 - Marty Harty - March 25, 1919 - August 12, 2017

9/18/17 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Ronny Crooks

7/28/17 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Joe Constance

6/29/17 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Rick Eckert

5/1/17 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Bobby Brack

5/1/17 - VOICE OF EXPERIENCE: Wes Moody

2/23/17 - The Man Who Took The Union Down

1/30/17 - Gary Balough Induction

2/18/16 - Bentley

10/14/15 - Twenty Minutes at the 'Cuse

9/3/15 - The Road East

7/31/15 - When Characters Could Race

7/7/15 - Rickey's Resilience

5/28/15 - How I Won the Little 500 in the Emergency Room

4/22/15 - Billy Betteridge - The Improbable Superstar

3/25/15 - Putt Mossman - Character for the Ages

3/3/15 - Four Bounces of Bergie

2/15/15 - On Golden Ice

9/3/14 - The Lindsey Flash

8/7/14 - Two Lucky Guys and Their Modifieds

7/7/14 - George and Art's Sweet Sorrow

6/9/14 - The Ring and Its Ringmasters

5/11/14 - Inner Tough


4/17/14 - Being Eddie MacDonald

3/25/14 - Matty D and the Track of Champions

2/25/14 - In the Southlands with Bugsy Stevens

2/10/14 - In the Moment with Jessica Zemken

1/23/14 - On the Plane from Tulsa

© 2007-19 Lew Boyd, Coastal 181

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 


 

 


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